garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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