Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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