you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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