i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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