Buhtt sex?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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