Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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