there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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