That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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