he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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