i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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