Pappa wants mamma naked
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Damn victory sex feels great
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