Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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