Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
What drink are we having for lunch?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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