Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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