I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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