She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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