How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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