Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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