I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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