margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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