in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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