He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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