So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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