I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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