Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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