I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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