ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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