I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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