i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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