If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
ok first of all what the fuck
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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