I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we're making bets on your personal life
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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