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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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