I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize