Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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