Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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