I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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