Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
is it fun? or sober?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
