idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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