You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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