goodnight i made you a song goodbye
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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