I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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