I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
How's work?
Spinning.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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