Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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