scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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