Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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