U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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