so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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