plz talk dirty to me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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