I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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