foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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