i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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