Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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