My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
