You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Boobs speak an international language.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Randomize
